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到目前尚未有P的翻译文章。不如我先来个有趣的翻译，让大家知道老外也有双关语。这是朋友传来的e-mail，让大家分享，有了愉快的心情对P也有好处。我翻译第一篇，第二篇则劳驾其它P友了。

Think before you speak...

Here are two reasons why you should think before you speak -

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

先想一想然后再说。。。。。

这里有两项理由为什么要先想过以后再说话。

你是否有过说出去的话希望即刻收回或找个洞爬进去？
这里有些述说是一些人做过的。。。。。

FIRST TESTIMONY :

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes，I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

第一个述说：

我（女人）在高尔夫球具商店在比较个类的球。我一向对我女人使用的球不很满意。
浏览了数分钟后，有个在店里工作的师哥走近我，问我他可否帮忙。
我看着他不加思索地说“我想玩男人的球。”

balls 在字典里的解释是球，舞会。这里的双关语是指睾丸。
有睾丸的人（男人）是否较有胆量，胆识，我不知道，老外认为如此，因此balls也引伸为胆量，胆识。如：You have no balls to challenge him. (你没胆量挑战他）记得有一次在欧盟的讲台上，英国前首相撒撤尔夫人大肆批评法国，当时台下的法国外长听了很不是滋味，音量蛮大地说“这女人长了睾丸（大胆）。当然他不是用balls这个字，而是用生理学的 TESTICLE。隔座的官员都听到。

SECOND TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall andpassed by a store that sold avariety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.